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\"Treehouse of Horror Presents: Simpsons Wicked This Way Comes\" is the seventh episode of the thirty-sixth season of the American animated television series The Simpsons, and the 775th episode overall. It aired in the United States on Fox on November 24, 2024. The episode was written by Jessica Conrad and directed by Debbie Bruce Mahan.
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